In an amusing way, I feel “compelled” to review the new live-action Mulan, if only because my review of the original animated version has been archived for decades at IMDB for the whole world to see.* But this was also one of the only Disney remakes I was actually keen on seeing. When they announced that they would not be doing a near shot-for-shot remake and would instead be shaking things up (not making it a musical, the removal of Mushu, etc) my interest was piqued. As long as they had good writing, I figured, this could be a good thing: a chance to tell the story in a new way, opening up new avenues to explore and to play in. And even though I have very much disliked most of the remakes thus far, as long as they nailed that one, crucial, thing of good writing, it could turn out well! Continue reading
I love the movie Ratatouille. It’s delicious (pun intended) on so many levels… lovely animation, great and quiet storytelling, risk-taking, it’s all about Paris and food and wine, and it has some wonderfully powerful philosophical moments.
So it was with delight I heard a story on NPR this past weekend that one of the hot things on TikTok of late is a bunch of fans coming forth to craft a Ratatouille musical. (Or Rattatouisical, if you prefer!) One even went so far as to create a fake Playbill for the thing, complete with a brilliant illustration of the signature dish on a fork, subtly shaped to look like Remy!
Very fun to muse over and great to see so much excitement and creativity. Check out the NPR story, and a quick ‘net search will find you all the various TikTok submissions as well.
La fête va enfin commencer
Sortez les bouteilles; finis les ennuis
Je dresse la table, de ma nouvell(e) vie
Je suis heureux à l’idée de ce nouveau destin
Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin
Le festin est sur mon chemin
Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin
Le festin est sur mon chemin
The humour in this ‘how to make a movie trailer’ spoof tutorial continues to not disappoint…
(Not to mention, the cover song they made for it is 100% legit and good!)
Amazing, amazing, amazing illustration of Mrs Brisby from The Secret of NIMH!
Beautiful work by Kenket
I saw this yesterday, and laughed a tonne…
And it’s true! The skies have indeed been much bluer of late here without all the traffic…
Great hilarity in these unusual times. Original Source here!
A little something ethereal for your ears…
“It’s just a kid’s movie.”
I do not like this phrase. As a way of excusing or justifying poor storytelling (or, worse, a poor story), it feels weird to me. As in, is the person uttering it really trying to say that because it’s for a child, it’s OK if it is not well made? That quality doesn’t matter? That throw any ol’ thing onto the screen and that’s enough?
Because to say that in other contexts can be quite bizarre, no? “It’s only a child seat. Quality isn’t important here.” “It’s only kid’s food… it doesn’t matter if its good or healthy, they won’t know the difference.”
To me, the thing is, they’re our children. We should want to provide them with the best. To give them the biggest and best leg up in life. To let them grow.
No, that doesn’t mean a movie has to dissect the epistemological underpinnings of post-dynamism economies, but kids are way more capable than we often give them credit for. And no, that also doesn’t mean that every movie has to teach something either (though they can), just the same as it is for adults. There are plenty of rich, amazing, and profound stories we can tell, and tell them with excellent storytelling craft that engages, whether it be to inspire, to enlighten, or to simply amuse. Or to do all three at once, and more.
And that’s the biggest thing for me about that phrase… because it’s not like there aren’t already excellent examples of movies ostensibly made for kids that are, well, excellent. Movies that are excellent on many levels. Take many of the works of Pixar, Disney movies (including my most favourite, of course), and, most certainly, the amazing (even stunning) works of Hayao Miyazaki. Movies that are moving, Illuminating, full of heart, and that deal with the inner drama of both children (in a most profound Mr Rogers way) and of people in general. While also being appealing, funny, delightful, charming, and captivatingly well told, a pure delight to watch.
So much so that not only do kids like them, but they are movies that are beloved in a general sense, from young to old alike, and whether we have children ourselves or do not. They are simply good stories. Good movies. And good stories attract everyone.
We can make these amazing stories. We do. And kids deserve them. There should be nothing “just” about a kid’s movie (or any other work of fiction).
And I invite us all to ask for it.
More photos from our grand day at Disneyland!
Love those squirrel rain spouts…
The castle is really looking good after a major refurbishment last year. It may not be large in stature, but with it’s bold colour popping and looking great under the strong California sun it captures the eye and is once again a grand centrepiece for the park.
Got to visit with Nick! (Judy was out on patrol…)
ShadowCheetah was wearing this fun and semi-subversive shirt that was filled with traditional Star Wars poster imagery but with title text at the bottom said “Star Trek” in the Trek font. Though he hadn’t approached Nick, as we were leaving Nick runs over and stops him to energetically point at the title on his shirt as if to say “What the heck?!” That ol’ sharp eyed fox! Spotted it from 6′ away! And then, if that wasn’t amazing enough, he proceeds to pantomime pulling out his pad, writing up an infraction/ticket, and handing it to ShadowCheetah. We laughed so hard, what a perfect act by Nick, a great interaction and totally impressive that he spotted it in passing from so far away!
The park as a whole for the day was delightfully quiet. We didn’t even get or need a FastPass once throughout the day, and managed to see/explore/ride an amazing number of things (listed in no particular order):
- Space Mountain
- Star Tours
- Thunder Mountain
- Jungle Cruise
- Peter Pan’s Flight
- Smuggler’s Run (3x)
- Rise of the Resistance
- Castle Walkthrough
- Submarine Voyage
- Guardians (3x)
- Nick Meet & Greet
- Lunar New Year Processional
Plus exploring Batuu and many areas of the two parks. My oh my, it was a gloriously full day!
There’s something certainly beautiful of walking through the park long after closing, but also… mildly disconcerting. It’s weird to not have anyone else around, and with the silence that accompanies it. I totally loved it, don’t get me wrong, it’s peaceful beauty and I am now scheming to ensure I get to do that again. But it was very amusing to be in that headspace space of both marvel and unsettled at the same time.
I mean, though, how could you not love seeing the castle and main street so clear and free like this?
Getting to start the day standing before the castle nearly an hour before rope drop (ie park opening) and ending the day again before the castle nearly an hour after closure, with non-stop attractions in between. Truly a spectacular, wonderful, and fun-filled day.
Last week ShadowCheetah and I got a chance to hop into my starfighter and fly ourselves down to visit Batuu… and it was a decidedly good time!
After following the construction progress from afar, walking into Galaxy’s Edge and experiencing it was very cool. It’s a deliciously hyper-detailed land, with an attention to detail I’d not seen in a Disney park outside of the ones in Japan.
Every nook and cranny has been paid attention to with set dressing so that there’s no blank or disused areas. And the design of the land purposefully avoids any clear sight lines so that it unfolds bit by bit as you journey through it. While it has its downsides (or even flaws) from an operation’s standpoint (such as lack of casual seating) the land is glorious eye candy everywhere you look (which would be great to observe from said missing seating).
Our plan was to visit the planet both during the daytime and then return to see it under the glory of night. This worked out even better than we expected — our boarding pass was called for Rise of the Resistance (more on that in a bit!) late in the evening, which had us emerge from the ride just a few minutes before park closing. Which was enough time to hustle it over to Smuggler’s Run for our third ride of the day. We ended up being the last ones on the ride for the day, and when we were done piloting (woohoo!) we exited Hondo’s garage to a very empty Black Spire Outpost. Which allowed us to not only marvel in the great detail and lighting, but also take some nice shots with nary another person in sight.
So clearly we enjoyed Smuggler’s Run, but we were especially fortunate that our trip to Batuu came after the opening of Rise of the Resistance. Because it is truly something else. Several something elses, really, as it is more like 5 rides in one. Spoilers hereon out if you want to avoid, as I kind of did, studiously avoiding watching any on-ride videos so that I would go in semi-fresh. So while I knew of a few of the big set pieces from following the construction photos, the overall of it I didn’t know. I’ve heard it described as the first “F-ticket” attraction, and I would agree. There are a lot of very nifty moments, a tonne of incredibly creative set pieces and effects, and it has a more cohesive plot and perhaps even story than did the The Rise of Skywalker movie. It’s a tour de force (pun semi-intended), and I’m keen on seeing it again!
Some of my fav moments:
- From those construction photos, I knew that there would be a Star Destroyer hangar. But having us go out of the shuttle through same door we came in was unexpected… and best of all, there was this group of about 8 who clearly didn’t know about this and when the door opened and we were greeted by the tableau of three rows of stormtroopers and the giant doorway to space and the First Order officers this group, in unison, literally jumped back, leaned back, and screamed in a mix of surprise, amazement, wonder, and terror. So much so that the officer had to stop his spiel and wait for them to finish before ordering us off the ship. So while I unfortunately wasn’t surprised it was absolutely great to get to live vicariously through that group.
- The cast members playing the First Order. They must love it, getting to be all stern and order-y and generally being very non-Disney like.
- The cutting out of the jail cell! The effects of the plasma torch were neat (even if one fellow prisoner was standing in front of it, totally clueless to what was going on behind) them, and then the rough cut look of the wall when the panel pulls away.
- As we’re in the droid vehicles, headed towards a lift… and a mechanical form slowly slides down from above into view. Me: “Gahhhh! It’s a probe droid!” Voice on the Ride: “Look out, it’s a probe droid!” Me: “That’s what I just said!”
- I want to see the blaster effects a second time… some seemed to work great (along with blasting holes in the wall), some less so…
- The decompression effect was amazing. I’m guessing a chamber of pressurized air to get that instantaneous blast effect, it was very effective. (The debris that ‘falls’ to hide Kylo Ren, not so much.)
- And then that last drop right into the motion simulator. They must drop the entire motion simulator rig, and that’s just downright impressive — that thing plus the ride vehicle plus the guests can’t be all that lightweight! And to do it over and over and over again! It’s also very effective from an experience standpoint, you do get the sense of being ejected out of the ship and then escaping down to the planet’s surface (that said, they need to upgrade their graphics on both that and the original shuttle ride to take time-of-day into account — it was night outside but the graphics were all day).
All in all, a great ride experience, and super impressive from a technical standpoint. Hats off and lightsabres up in salute to Imagineering for such great work!